She moves around in an impervious capsule of far-right media rectitude—and that’s kind of like how an alien would move around, ensconsed in an armored machine, safe from anything unpredictable that it couldn’t perfectly control.
And we get glimpses of her in soft focus, from a distance, as she moves around real fast, ever ducking our questions.
That’s definitely like an alien.
And she’s trying to take over the White House.
That’s totally what an alien would try to do!
I think Sarah Palin is an alien.
Maybe if we make a big mountain of mashed potatoes for her to land on, she’ll come out of her machine and talk to us.
Do you think?