We know that gays are out of compliance with Leviticus, but is Miss Beverly Hills out of compliance as well?

 

In a thread here at Prometheus Unbound, Bob Johnson directs us to a site called “What up, God?”. The blogger at this site points us to the above photo of Miss Beverly Hills 2010 (who wants gays to get in compliance with Leviticus) and raises some urgent questions: 

The photo appears to be a photo of one of God’s self-appointed messengers wearing cotton, spandex and probably polyester. Clearly, she’s not that beholden to the Bible, which emphatically states “Do not wear materials woven of two kinds of material” (Leviticus 19:19). Step up, Miss Ashley! Time to start practicing what you preach. And, while your’e at [it], be sure to stay locked inside your home when you’ve got your period.

Speaking of abominations, I hope that this beauty pageant dimwit doesn’t eat lobster or shrimp, which is an abomination, too (Leviticus 11:10). The Bible is pretty black and white about eating scaleless creatures of the sea and, also, eating bacon (Leviticus 11:7).

I hope that the next time Ms. Ashley walks down a pageant runway in a bathing suit, flaunting her mammary glands in front of an audience, that she recites—to the judges and audience—this passage from 1 Timothy:

9In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
10But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works.

Priceless.

About Santi Tafarella

I teach writing and literature at Antelope Valley College in California.
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