My Wife’s Thesis for Why There Is a Red Pimp Hat in Our Closet

This really happened this morning.

I looked in the hallway closet and saw, on a shelf, a red felt hat with a leopard band, and asked my wife, “How did we end up with a red pimp hat in our closet?”

My wife, who has always been very quick on her mental feet, replied, “Maybe we didn’t want a blue one.”

About Santi Tafarella

I teach writing and literature at Antelope Valley College in California.
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