What is this world coming to?
Today, while shopping at Walmart, I found ARUGULA being sold in the fresh produce section.
And it was labeled ORGANIC (see shocking image).
And it was in RECYCLABLE packaging.
Is Walmart becoming an elitist, un-American store?
Or is it that I was just shopping in the un-American part of Walmart?
ANYWAY, I bought some.
It was obviously un-American of me to do so, but I was curious.
And I must confess it: ARUGULA is pretty good.
I liked it!
I feel like Sam-I-Am.
I hope Walmart sells more elitist, un-American products in the future.
And I hope that America elects that ARUGULA eating elitist intellectual, Barack Obama, the next president.
I know it’s un-American to hope so.
But after giving ARUGULA a try, it makes me want to give OBAMA a try too.
Here’s a bit more pushback against the anti-ARUGULA food police: