Farting 8th Grader Says He Didn’t Even Do It! “It was the kid who sits in front of me.”

This today in The Ledger (of Lakeland, Florida):

An eighth-grader at the Bill Duncan Excel Center in South Lakeland, Locke, 15, has been suspended from riding the school bus for three days after being accused of passing gas.

“Jonathan passes gas on the bus to make the other children laugh and it is so stink [sic] that you can’t breathe after he does it,” the bus driver wrote on a misbehavior form.

Locke said he wasn’t the culprit.

“It wasn’t even me,” Locke said. “It was a kid who sits in front of me.”

About Santi Tafarella

I teach writing and literature at Antelope Valley College in California.
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